Coffee With Arnold Mjolnir Extravaganza (the event), PART 1

 An event called Coffee With Arnold Mjolnir Extravaganza held at CWA's Studio 2 on Tuesday  the 5th of December 2023. Coverage of the event, PART 1.

To get in the mood take a listen to Judas Priest's majestic One Shot at Glory!

Finally it is here!

This is what ALL YOU FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE MAIN EVENT OF THE WINTER SEASON!

COFFEE WITH ARNOLD PROUDLY PRESENTS....

CWAME!

COFFEE

WITH

ARNOLD

MJOLNIR

EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!

We welcome you all to the COFFEE WITH ARNOLD MJOLNIR EXTRAVAGNAZA!

This is THE COMPETITION WHERE WE WILL FIND OUT WHO BECOMES THE NEW THOR!

The winner...

The worthy one...

Will get the powers of the GOD OF THUNDER!

There is only one rule: the competitor has to to lift MJOLNIR up from our STUDIO 2 floor and wield it!

The winner gets to wear these beautiful CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS custom made especially for this event!

At the end of the event we will pop this massive bottle of champagne! And the winner, the worthy one, the new THOR will get to drink their fill of champagne from THOR’S VERY OWN COFFEE CUP!

So folks hold on to your seats and enjoy! It's going to be one heck of a ride!

Now before we start let us go trough the procedure with you so you all know what you are getting into!

Each competitor will have the exact same amount of time to try and lift up the MJOLNIR. We will monitor the time with equipment of the highest accuracy.

We will also measure the distance a competitor is able to move MJOLNIR with a super technical measuring device custom made for this event.

We also have two official supervisors monitoring the contest! One is the legendary Finnish official supervisor Aulis Gerlander (to the left)..... 

and the other one wishes to remain anonymous for the time being until a later date when his identity is revealed.

Theses official supervisors monitor that the competition is executed according to the rule book and proper procedure. They can easily refer to the rule book at hand if they suspect any kind of foul play or unsportsmanlike behavior during the competition.

We also have our very own in house top medical staff on stand by for the duration of the whole event. They will respond in any case of emergency and make sure that none of the contestants overexercise themselves mentally or physically….trying to lift up MJOLNIR is no small feat! Not even for persons with super powers!

For the contestants we have beverages, protein, vitamins, all the body needs before and after such a massive effort as trying to lift the MJOLNIR.

Here at CWAME we will count each individual competition entry with high precision technology!

We here at CWA always try to keep you fans entertained so we have a slight twist for you!

We told you that there would be some of the most legendary stars joining us today at this contest! And we told you the truth! You wont believe the people we have here tonight! We got superheroes, movie stars, music legends, sports stars, former heads of state, strongmen, cartoon legends, you name it!

The twist is this: some of the contestants have chosen to remain anonymous for the event and we will honor their request, but the identity of every single one of tonight's contestants will be revealed at a later date during the year 2024! So folks, keep watching CWA and you shall know who all tried their luck tonight!

We also have two highly skilled commentators, Buffer and Ross, to talk you through the whole event and shed light on what's happening on your screen! They will take over from us right about now……as our host and announcer of the evening, the mysteriously unidentifiable BLUE SKULL!, clears his throat and says….

”LEEEEEET'S GEEEEET REAAAADY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!”

- And it has started folks!! How are you feeling Buffer?

- I'm feeling great Ross! What about you?

- i'm so excited!

- same here! I'm Buffer!

- and i'm Ross! And we are so excited we can barely stay on the edge of our seats!

- tell me why is the Clark Gable imitators shirt all soaked.....?

- shhh..they're called Blue Skull.....All will be revealed in due time!

-WAIT WAIT WAIT! We haven't even started and look what's happening!

- sorry folks! Looks like we have already chosen the winner!

- so nothing to see here! It's all over!

- this must have been the shortest MAIN EVENT OF THE WINTER SEASON ever! And i was looking forward to seeing some real action!

- that's it! That's the biggest twist! There is no competition. We can all go home and drink protein drinks now....

TO BE CONTINUED................in coverage of CWAME PART 2