Advertisements for an event called Coffee With Arnold Mjolnir Extravaganza

Here are collected some of the advertisements published in the media for an event called Coffee With Arnold Mjolnir Extravaganza (*editorial note* the event was held at CWA's Studio 2 on Tuesday the 5th of December 2023) 

Listen to Machine Head's song about a preeeeetty heavy hammer!

This is an advertisement for the CWAME

HEAR, HEAR ALL YOU FANS!!

THE WINTER SEASON' ABSOLUTE MAIN SPORTING EVENT IS ALMOST HERE!!!

FINALLY WE HERE AT CWA ARE ABLE TO PRESENT YOU A DATE FOR THIS AMAZING EVENT!

COFFEE WITH ARNOLD PROUDLY PRESENTS

CWA

MJOLNIR

EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!

A date has now been set in stone for the biggest sporting event of the winter season!

CLEAR YOUR CALENDARS FOR

TUESDAY THE 5TH OF DECEMBER 2023!

Who will become the new THOR!? Tune in on the 5th of December and find out!

ON TUESDAY THE 5TH OF DECEMBER THE UNBELIEVABLE EVENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE!

CWAME!!

REMEMBER THAT DATE!

Tuesday!

5th!

December!

2023!!

The 5th of December the Coffee With Arnold Mjolnir Extravaganza will arrive right to your TV receiver!!

Right here on Coffee With Arnold!

LIVE IN OUR STUDIO 2!

Eat your vitamins! Be hydrated! Eat protein! SLEEP WELL THE NIGHT BEFORE!

And BE PREPARED!

BOOM!

CWAME THE 5TH OF DECEMBER!

BE THERE!

Want to know how it all started? See here!

Listen to the Beatles sing about a hammer! 

This is an advertisement for CWAME on the 05.12.23

Boom!

The DAY AFTER TOMORROW......

On tuesday the 5th of December 2023!

It will hit you like a TEN TON HAMMER!!

Coffee With Arnold proudly presents

The amazingly legendary...

CWA MJOLNIR EXTRAVAGANZA!

BROADCASTED TO YOU LIVE!

RIGHT HERE AT OUR STUDIO 2!

IT WILL BE ASTONISHING!

SUPERB!

BREATHTAKING!

AT CWAME CONTENDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD WILL COMPETE IN WHO IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO....

Lift up the MJOLNIR from OUR studio floor!

And.....

BECOME...

THE....

NEW...

THOR!!!

It sounds amazing doesn't it!?

We have the Allfather Odin's word for it!!

The day after tomorrow nothing will be the same!

So clear your CHRISTMAS CALENDAR on tuesday the 5th of December 2023 and partake in CWAME!!!

Background: The Allfather Odin has revoked his son Thor's worthiness to the MJÖLNIR. We here at CWA have the exclusive right to arrange a quest for and finally announce the new god of Thunder!

SEE WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND HOW IT ALL STARTED!

Check out how the Mjölnir storyline began in episode 8 and episode 9, and how it continued after CWAME in episode 15!